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Don't go in there.

2
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He's gonna go in there. Don't go in
there.

3
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He's stupid. He's gonna go in there. No,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

4
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no, no, no, no,

5
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no, no,

6
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no, no, no,

7
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.

8
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girls make it to the end because people
want them to live yeah but then you

9
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always want the hot blonde girl to
freaking die because it's like she's

10
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blonde get it stereotypical you just
gotta believe in yourself bro that's

11
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say cursed you don't no no you're right
no um well my new

12
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stepbrother is going to send colleges
off

13
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gonna come crash for a slumber party
though.

14
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He's fine.

15
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He's kind of cute.

16
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The more the merrier, right?

17
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Yeah, if you say so.

18
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you to find out. It's great.

19
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Well, it's like if you watch something
over and over again, like reading a

20
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you'll never find out exactly in the
middle. It's like the climax, rising

21
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action, the resolution.

22
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Oh, my God. Okay.

23
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You know, I actually kind of want to
watch something romantic.

24
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Is that all right?

25
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Yeah. Yeah. Change it.

26
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Not that one.

27
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Oh, lead actor. That was annoying.

28
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Yeah, I can see that.

29
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Oh, this one?

30
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My favorite. It's so cute.

31
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A rom -com.

32
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Mm -hmm.

33
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I love rom -coms. Oh, my God.

34
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Lindsay.

35
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Oh, my God, yeah. This is the best kiss
in the whole movie.

36
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Yes,

37
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Clive. God, you're like that.

38
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God, I want a Clive so bad.

39
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Wait, so the guy in the horror movie was
named Clive, and the guy in this

40
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romance movie was named Clive, too?
Okay, I made his name up. Okay, I love

41
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name, Clive. Oh, I thought you just knew
either of those actors' names.

42
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This is the part where, you know,
they're having a weird misunderstanding,

43
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it's like all zany and chill. It's
great.

44
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Yeah. I don't like that.

45
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Mm -hmm. Yeah.

46
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Caress her body.

47
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No,

48
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we didn't.

49
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Do you see this? Mm -hmm.

50
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Dreamy eyes.

51
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Really dreamy.

52
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Okay, bringing home another guy does
count.

53
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She only blew him. Blowjobs don't count
as cheating.

54
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But still.

55
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She almost fingered. What?

56
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They're getting married.

57
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What?

58
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He's right.

59
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He's in the closet.

60
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What are you doing?

61
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I swear to God, I don't understand wrong
comments.

62
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That's not that kind of movie.

63
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He's going, you're only paying
attention.

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I'm paying attention.

65
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Okay. He cheated on his fiance with her
grandmother.

66
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But, okay, it wasn't really cheating.

67
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Okay, kissing is cheating. No, it's not.

68
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Kissing is totally cheating. It's not
cheating unless the dick goes in. She

69
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probably has dementia and doesn't even
know it.

70
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She's like, oh, who are you, Molly?

71
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She's a fine new lovely.

72
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But Clem number two is fucking hot.

73
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Okay, there we go.

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Finally, some one -on -one action.

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Okay, now I cut to commercial.

76
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Why?

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Stop dancing. You look like an idiot.

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Couple more minutes, and we'll be at the
movie again.

79
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I really like the movie, but why the
unnecessary cheating?

80
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It's just a part of life.

81
00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:08,480
Okay, yeah, but it's just like, be
faithful while

82
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you're getting married.

83
00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:15,460
I want to get married just so I can
cheat on my husband and my wedding

84
00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:18,340
No, that'd be hot, but...

85
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In this movie, it's kind of sad because
she's like, she doesn't know what to do.

86
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You know, she's contemplating on getting
with slide number two.

87
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But she's like, my husband, I'm going to
be driving that.

88
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Just get with the program, chickie.

89
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Yes.

90
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Yeah,

91
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that's right no

92
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That guy and that girl just end up
together brother God why is

93
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this movie so aggravating? I just want
to know what happened

94
00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:32,640
slip in and steal a girl?

95
00:12:33,380 --> 00:12:34,920
No, I think they meant for each other.

96
00:12:35,260 --> 00:12:36,360
No. No.

97
00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:40,520
Well, I remember you and that chick. The
way they look at each other, it's

98
00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:41,520
just...

99
00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:50,580
I'm glad she picked it.

100
00:13:51,780 --> 00:13:54,580
Did you see what she did?

101
00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:55,920
What an idiot.

102
00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:00,640
Clive number two is having some trouble.

103
00:14:01,420 --> 00:14:03,520
Here's the part where they do the
wedding.

104
00:14:19,470 --> 00:14:21,710
She's going to do her brother, I bet
you. Five bucks.

105
00:14:21,970 --> 00:14:23,410
I don't know. It definitely happens in
Florida.

106
00:14:24,650 --> 00:14:25,730
It's a good movie.

107
00:14:26,090 --> 00:14:27,090
Oh, my God.

108
00:14:27,930 --> 00:14:28,930
You're funny.

109
00:14:34,770 --> 00:14:35,910
Just like that.

110
00:14:40,470 --> 00:14:42,390
Yes, yes, yes, yes.

111
00:14:52,710 --> 00:14:53,710
Do it.

112
00:14:53,870 --> 00:14:55,050
Don't do it. Do it.

113
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Don't do it, bro.

114
00:14:56,530 --> 00:14:57,530
Do it.

115
00:14:57,590 --> 00:14:58,850
I don't know what you're talking about.

116
00:15:03,190 --> 00:15:04,710
No. She isn't.

117
00:15:05,510 --> 00:15:06,510
She's going to.

118
00:15:07,550 --> 00:15:08,870
No. Nope.

119
00:15:11,370 --> 00:15:12,870
Like I said, I'll bet you money.

120
00:15:13,610 --> 00:15:14,589
Okay, 10 bucks. Right here.

121
00:15:14,590 --> 00:15:15,349
10 bucks.

122
00:15:15,350 --> 00:15:16,350
Fine. Fine.

123
00:15:16,650 --> 00:15:17,649
No, bet.

124
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,210
Pinky swear me. Come on. Okay, okay.

125
00:15:19,930 --> 00:15:20,930
Fine.

126
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:26,880
to be a girl. Mm -hmm.

127
00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:31,500
It's just... The director pissed me off.

128
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,300
Why cheat on with a grandmother? That's
disgusting.

129
00:16:09,279 --> 00:16:10,740
His mom is in there

130
00:16:45,910 --> 00:16:50,350
Grandmother. Her boyfriend is cheating
on her with her grandmother. I told you,

131
00:16:50,430 --> 00:16:51,430
blowjobs don't count.

132
00:16:52,150 --> 00:16:53,150
No.

133
00:16:53,370 --> 00:16:54,510
Her boyfriend.

134
00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:59,030
I'm not paying attention. Her boyfriend
is cheating on her with her grandmother.

135
00:16:59,450 --> 00:17:00,510
I'm paying attention.

136
00:17:00,830 --> 00:17:01,830
That's disgusting.

137
00:17:04,510 --> 00:17:07,310
I have grandkids to these. They can't
get that on my head.

138
00:17:08,770 --> 00:17:11,710
Just watch the movie. It's great. Just
pay attention.

139
00:17:16,460 --> 00:17:19,000
It's just seeing the granny titties kind
of made me, like, ew.

140
00:17:19,660 --> 00:17:20,660
Vomit in my mouth.

141
00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:23,339
Yeah, I'm eating popcorn still.

142
00:17:23,540 --> 00:17:28,600
You're very giggly.

143
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:30,319
I am.

144
00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:31,660
I love that about you.

145
00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:33,200
No wonder you're my friend.

146
00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:35,320
All my friends, all my other friends
were.

147
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,240
Number two.

148
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,700
Go for her. Just do it.

149
00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:53,340
God, why are you so aggravating?

150
00:17:55,820 --> 00:17:56,820
Come on.

151
00:17:58,580 --> 00:18:00,980
When is she going to figure out that
he's not the one?

152
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,220
I think he's the one.

153
00:18:04,020 --> 00:18:05,020
No.

154
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:11,660
I mean, come on. One guy cheats on her.
Only a little.

155
00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:06,100
Girl gets headed to another guy.

156
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:06,840
Wait,

157
00:22:08,180 --> 00:22:09,740
you're wearing way too much. Get back on
this.

158
00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:11,420
I'm gonna help you.

159
00:22:14,220 --> 00:22:15,220
There we go.

160
00:22:32,650 --> 00:22:33,650
That way we can match.

161
00:22:33,670 --> 00:22:34,670
Okay.

162
00:22:36,370 --> 00:22:37,970
Here we go.

163
00:22:39,510 --> 00:22:40,510
Perfect.

164
00:22:42,090 --> 00:22:43,090
Come here.

165
00:22:47,230 --> 00:22:48,390
This is fun.

166
00:22:48,630 --> 00:22:50,990
Girl on girl time with my brother.

167
00:23:22,130 --> 00:23:23,850
Go up and down at the same time, okay?

168
00:23:37,810 --> 00:23:38,810
You're good at that.

169
00:23:39,290 --> 00:23:40,290
So are you.

170
00:23:40,510 --> 00:23:42,630
It's like we're training each other. I
love you.

171
00:23:43,230 --> 00:23:44,530
Here, go ahead. I'll keep your hand.

172
00:23:47,230 --> 00:23:48,390
You're such a good friend.

173
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:51,960
Hmm. Hmm.

174
00:28:59,370 --> 00:29:00,470
Thank you.

175
00:32:12,170 --> 00:32:13,190
Get back in there, get back in there.

176
00:41:12,590 --> 00:41:13,590
It's almost the ending.

177
00:53:52,970 --> 00:53:54,310
Okay, we're still getting the last bit
of the movie.

178
00:53:55,390 --> 00:53:56,390
God.

179
00:53:56,810 --> 00:53:57,810
You know what?

180
00:53:58,210 --> 00:53:59,250
You know, you're kind of a slut.

181
00:53:59,950 --> 00:54:01,830
You're such a slut. You're a slut.